A conversation after the funeral:
Me: Man, that was one looong funeral.
Sister: Yeah, it was too long.
Me: When I die, just post a photo of me and keep the entire service under one hour. Short and sweet.
Sister: Ok, I'll be sure to remember that.
Me: Wait a sec, how do you know I'm gonna die first?
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As we're driving through the cemetery to bury my grandmother:
Sister: Wow, this cemetery sure is empty...there's so much land...where are all the tombstones?
Me: Yeah, it is pretty empty. I guess the economy is slow for the funeral homes too. People just aren't dying fast enough...
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Kim,
ReplyDeleteYou are so crazy!!! You and your sister and the funeral dialogue. I agree with you, though, I don't like long funerals. Some people like to get up and talk just because they have an audience. Keep mine short and sweet, too. :-)
--Carla